AN UPDATE!!

First of all...thanks everyone for their concern for the past week over my eye....u know who u are. =p
Two teachers even called and sms me to ask bout my eye..haha..i'm touched..where in the world can u find teachers like this man..

As a result
My eye has received more attention in one week than its whole 18 years of existence
It has received so much attention, it even gets the privilege to CAMWHORE!!
My god, even my hp has more pictures of my eye than myself!


This is certainly crazy..just like this fella below..
totally INSANE.
anyways... here are pictures of my eye..
be4 spending 300 Sg dollars



After spending 150 dollars...



After spending another 150 dollars.
see...money can change anything!!




Anyway..here it is..Damien's Gundam fighting itself..(the resolution is abit lousy, wat do u expect with a 0.6 mp camera phone...enjoy!!
this is the original photo..


hmm...damn slack in Msia lar...
die liao.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

one night, while i was twisting and turning in my bed..
i thought of this question..

WAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE??

then i thought..
humans are made up of cells, neurons, and more cells..
our consciousness are merely electrical signals generated by our brain..
so when we die, what will happen??

to be sure, all the cells will die..
the brain will die..
it will no longer send out any signals..
everything will die so that just leaves...


NOTHING!!


it leaves NOTHING!!
basically, u just lose consciousness...
like how u lose it when u're sleeping..
which no one knows how..
and thats it.
no more waking up.
no alarm clocks to wake u up from ur eternal sleep..
it will be a dreamless sleep...
u will just cease to exist..

i wonder,
what do people in their death beds think be4 they fall asleep..
are they afraid to sleep and not wake up??
i mean..
the thought of not waking up..
of losing the ability to know, to think, the thought of NOTHINGNESS..

its scary...

way scarier than SCARY MOVIE 3..
way scarier than the Scariest Scary movie..
in fact, its so scary, even Ju-On will look like this:

BTW
quote of the day::

HOW DOES A BATTERY DIE...WHEN IT DIDN'T EVEN LIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!

-jin chaw-

RANDOM JOKE

Read this from someone's blog..

A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie. "Do I get a wish?" "Yup, what will it be?" "See this map? I want these countries here to stop fighting." "They've been at war for thousands of years. I'm not that good," he said. "What else?" "Well, I'd love a good man. One who's considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn't watch sports all day." "OK," sighs the genie. "Let me see that map again."

Haha this is the perfect joke for Alia....i'm sure she will enjoy this.

well..anyways...i was thinking..

"they" say..a picture speaks a thousand words....
So i decided to see how good, or how accurate is their estimate...
so...
i found out that....
if u type one character in notepad...the size will be 1 byte exactly..(counting spacebars)

From one of the achievements i typed for SGC, according to microsoft word, it
has 424 words..and according to students portal, it has 2491 characters.

From the info above, we can deduce that one letter will take approximately 5.9 characters...

which thus make one word 5.9 bytes...

so how much information does a thousand words consists of??

well, using some simple calculation...we can see that 1000 words=5900bytes...
which is 5.9kb!!!

from photos that i took with my phone and camera, i found out that a picture with 1 Mega Pixels is approx. 200 kb..

which means..a picture that speaks a thousand words...has about 30000 pixels..which is erm..0.03 mega pixel??

haha...let me upload a photo that is 0.03 mega pixel big....

wow....damn farking small..

i guess...
in those days..
the cameras are really lousy until can only take such miniature photos..
or maybe we misintepreted "them" wrongly..
maybe wat "they" meant was...when "they" look through a microscope, wat they see...is worth a thousand words...

hmm..
i'm sure some smart ass will come and tell me that
"A picture speaks a thousand words" is obviously different from "A picture contains information of a thousand word"

like DUH!!!

of course its different..

I'm just being RANDOM and LAME. cannot meh?

anyway..check out http://www.kennysia.com/
damn FUNNY!!

related to kennysia..this guy got a scam call and recorded the whole thing and posted it on youtube..damn ownage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69zlMpmrP0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi5eXGXpFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqrwVYJ6Z-E

PICS!!

PICS and more pICS!!
enjoy!! *disclaimer* some of the pics are photoshopped so they may not reflect the truth..

-BEGINNING-
Once upon a time, there were 3 poor souls who couldn't afford to buy a house..

thus, they had no choice but to sleep on the road..

they are JENSEN, SHI NING, and CHRISTOPHER.

JENSEN is the stupid one in this story...(look at where the arrow is pointing =p)

he thinks the AHEAD sign on the road means that he should place his head there when he sleeps..

Meanwhile, the bad guy in this story is none other than LI HONG!! the EVIL MASTERMIND...

he is rich and owns lots of cars and bikes and trucks...2 nice WHITE sport cars to show how white and innocent and pure he is..

as well as a cool bike to get the girls who like adventure!!

*flashback*

LI HONG wasnt always evil...

he was a good and obedient young boy who likes to play the piano..

until one day..when he came back from school and opened his piano cover..

he saw..

his piano has been raped!! brutally and mercilessly!!! He went into a traumatic state and could not eat or sleep or drink for 1 whole week..

when that week passed, he decided that being good sux...therefore, no more goody cute LI HONG...****this is a picture of our class t, drawn by SHI FANG!!, oh my i look so cute!! thanks daughter!!

haha unfortunately my t-shirt has been ruined by hostel's laundry!! @$%!! ****

he decided to be EVIL!! muahAHAHA!!

and so he started his rigorous training to become strong and evil

this includes PULL UP with the whole body painted black( as Mrs Than say, black is the colour of bad, evil things...)in the dark among other forms of trainings
(pics below are PHOTOSHOPPED)

After training for 10 years, LI HONG is ready to commit gruesome, illegal stuff...he gave himself a fearful name...VENDING MACHINE!!

and he also created a poster of him coming out from the VENDING MACHINE to promote himself...

*end of flashback*

To Li Hong, the worst crime one can commit is no doubt, MURDER!!

but he needs to find someone that can be killed without anyone noticing that they are gone..

thus this is where the 3 ppl came into the picture...

so he decided to use a truck and ram them...

but unfortunately...or fortunately, Christopher had stomach ache and needed to go toilet when LI HONG drove his big truck and...BANG!!

Unknown to LI HONG however, Christopher who was alive contacted CSI and thus, a case dubbed " Murder at the highway" was opened.

After some investigation, CSI pinpointed the villian. After an exciting and fast paced chase, as well as a splendid SCISSORS FIGHT, LI HONG was caught...with a scissors inside his brain...Finally, the world has peace..

However, even though LI HONG is caught, Chris will no long have friends to sleep with him on the road...
As a tribute to his friend JENSEN, Chris decided to let Jensen sleep at his favourite spot for the last time..


-THE END-

back to reality.

feeling patrotic...i tatooed a MADE IN SINGAPORE tatoo on my arm in conjuction with Singapore's national day!..

then i realise..

i'm still a MALAYSIAN...so in order not to neglect the feelings of my country...

i decided to do this...

there u go.. happy, Malaysia??

NAPFA!!

oh..
wanna use my blog to thank Mr FUN!! he's one hell of a cool teacher..and fun too!! has a really cool and weird bike that he built himself!!

anyway..coz of him!! i can get C for my sit and reach( when i can't even reach my toes) =p but he really very lenient so i can cheat my way through and get a C!! shh..dun tell anyone

haha
thus becoz of him!!
i can get GOLD for NAPFA! yeah!!

my results..
AA for shuttle run and sit up
BB for 2.4 and pull ups( damn pull ups lousy liao coz never train since last year..haih)
CC for standing broadjump and sit and reach
hehe

nice grades huh!!

ULTIMATE BORINGNESS

Life nowadays is boring.
We are suppose to concentrate on one thing and one thing only- studying.

HOW THE HECK CAN WE LEAD A NOT BORING LIFE WHEN WE HAVE ONLY STUDYING TO DO!!!
I mean...even if studying isn't boring...after doing it for a long time..it is bound to become BORING!! ....u can't play piano or Ultimate Frisbee or even make love for the whole day right!!
well maybe u can do the latter....

because of ULTIMATE BORINGNESS..
i turned to WALLPAPER MAKING!! desktop wallpaper of course..
well most of them are too explicit(SX-21)to be shown to the general audience =p

but here is one wallpaper of Emma Watson i made from 3 seperate pictures of her!!( dun copy it if u believe in copyrights =p)
luckily got a long weekend to enjoy...
brings some variation to my pretty mundane life...
=p