Friday, August 10, 2007

PICS!!

PICS and more pICS!!
enjoy!! *disclaimer* some of the pics are photoshopped so they may not reflect the truth..


-BEGINNING-
Once upon a time, there were 3 poor souls who couldn't afford to buy a house..
thus, they had no choice but to sleep on the road..
they are JENSEN, SHI NING, and CHRISTOPHER.
JENSEN is the stupid one in this story...(look at where the arrow is pointing =p)
he thinks the AHEAD sign on the road means that he should place his head there when he sleeps..

Meanwhile, the bad guy in this story is none other than LI HONG!! the EVIL MASTERMIND...
he is rich and owns lots of cars and bikes and trucks...2 nice WHITE sport cars to show how white and innocent and pure he is..


as well as a cool bike to get the girls who like adventure!!

*flashback*
LI HONG wasnt always evil...
he was a good and obedient young boy who likes to play the piano..
until one day..when he came back from school and opened his piano cover..
he saw..
his piano has been raped!! brutally and mercilessly!!! He went into a traumatic state and could not eat or sleep or drink for 1 whole week..
when that week passed, he decided that being good sux...therefore, no more goody cute LI HONG...****this is a picture of our class t, drawn by SHI FANG!!, oh my i look so cute!! thanks daughter!!
haha unfortunately my t-shirt has been ruined by hostel's laundry!! @$%!! ****

he decided to be EVIL!! muahAHAHA!!
and so he started his rigorous training to become strong and evil
this includes PULL UP with the whole body painted black( as Mrs Than say, black is the colour of bad, evil things...)in the dark among other forms of trainings
(pics below are PHOTOSHOPPED)
After training for 10 years, LI HONG is ready to commit gruesome, illegal stuff...he gave himself a fearful name...VENDING MACHINE!!
and he also created a poster of him coming out from the VENDING MACHINE to promote himself...
*end of flashback*
To Li Hong, the worst crime one can commit is no doubt, MURDER!!
but he needs to find someone that can be killed without anyone noticing that they are gone..
thus this is where the 3 ppl came into the picture...
so he decided to use a truck and ram them...
but unfortunately...or fortunately, Christopher had stomach ache and needed to go toilet when LI HONG drove his big truck and...BANG!!

Unknown to LI HONG however, Christopher who was alive contacted CSI and thus, a case dubbed " Murder at the highway" was opened.
After some investigation, CSI pinpointed the villian. After an exciting and fast paced chase, as well as a splendid SCISSORS FIGHT, LI HONG was caught...with a scissors inside his brain...Finally, the world has peace..



However, even though LI HONG is caught, Chris will no long have friends to sleep with him on the road...
As a tribute to his friend JENSEN, Chris decided to let Jensen sleep at his favourite spot for the last time..


-THE END-

back to reality.
feeling patrotic...i tatooed a MADE IN SINGAPORE tatoo on my arm in conjuction with Singapore's national day!..
then i realise..
i'm still a MALAYSIAN...so in order not to neglect the feelings of my country...
i decided to do this...
there u go.. happy, Malaysia??

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