RANDOM JOKE

Read this from someone's blog..

A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie. "Do I get a wish?" "Yup, what will it be?" "See this map? I want these countries here to stop fighting." "They've been at war for thousands of years. I'm not that good," he said. "What else?" "Well, I'd love a good man. One who's considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn't watch sports all day." "OK," sighs the genie. "Let me see that map again."

Haha this is the perfect joke for Alia....i'm sure she will enjoy this.

well..anyways...i was thinking..

"they" say..a picture speaks a thousand words....
So i decided to see how good, or how accurate is their estimate...
so...
i found out that....
if u type one character in notepad...the size will be 1 byte exactly..(counting spacebars)

From one of the achievements i typed for SGC, according to microsoft word, it
has 424 words..and according to students portal, it has 2491 characters.

From the info above, we can deduce that one letter will take approximately 5.9 characters...

which thus make one word 5.9 bytes...

so how much information does a thousand words consists of??

well, using some simple calculation...we can see that 1000 words=5900bytes...
which is 5.9kb!!!

from photos that i took with my phone and camera, i found out that a picture with 1 Mega Pixels is approx. 200 kb..

which means..a picture that speaks a thousand words...has about 30000 pixels..which is erm..0.03 mega pixel??

haha...let me upload a photo that is 0.03 mega pixel big....

wow....damn farking small..

i guess...
in those days..
the cameras are really lousy until can only take such miniature photos..
or maybe we misintepreted "them" wrongly..
maybe wat "they" meant was...when "they" look through a microscope, wat they see...is worth a thousand words...

hmm..
i'm sure some smart ass will come and tell me that
"A picture speaks a thousand words" is obviously different from "A picture contains information of a thousand word"

like DUH!!!

of course its different..

I'm just being RANDOM and LAME. cannot meh?

anyway..check out http://www.kennysia.com/
damn FUNNY!!

related to kennysia..this guy got a scam call and recorded the whole thing and posted it on youtube..damn ownage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69zlMpmrP0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi5eXGXpFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqrwVYJ6Z-E