ROFL
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
My reply:
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in Appearance 3.1 as well as Dress Up 5.1 that had operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.
In addition, Wife 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Sweet 3.1 and Caring 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Gucci 5.0, Prada 3.0 and Louis Vutton 2.0 which eats up all the RAM from Wallet 2.3. Worst of all, Wife 1.0 infects the system with spyware Nagging 5.3.
And now Wife 1.0 threatens to upgrade Nagging 5.3 to Nagging 6.0, and downgrade Hot and Steamy Love v4.0 to v1.0. And running anti spyware - HappyHour 8.0 simply crashes the system.
What can I do?
posted by Li Hong at 2:24 PM
4 Comments:
rotfl!
Li hong, you contradict yourself. There's a reason behind the Prada and Gucci - to look good, so how can Appearance 3.1 and Dress Up 5.1 be malfunctioning? XD
Vicious cycle, that.
lol somehow i prefer girls without pradas and gucci...i rather girls with adidas, nikes, and deuters.. =p
coz we associate nikes with coolness and gucci with bimbo-ness..but maybe thats just me..
but hey, maybe i just havent met anyone with pradas and gucci except on air(through radio waves that is)..
if u, florence were to wear Guccis and Pradas next time, i might just change my way of thinking =p
Ironically enough, I don't like Prada and Gucci, either. Waste of money. Anyone can buy a Petaling street bag and stick the label on - and NOBODY would know the difference.
At least from afar lah.
:-P
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